How can someone so cute do that?

OK...this is disgusting, however it is also comical so I have to share.

Last night I let Riesse sleep in my bed because I went 3 nights without sleep and I was desperate and tired. Of course..because she was sleeping with me...she wanted to eat every couple hours and she also squirmed most of the night. Well at about 2 am...I know it was 2 am because for Mothers Day I wanted a giant illuminated clock so I could know what time I am up every single night...anyway, at 2 am I noticed that the sheet was wet as I pulled it over myself. No big deal...those of us who have nursed realize sometimes the number 2 gets a little excited as number 1 is being emptied. I figured, breastmilk...I can clean that up in the morning. I am tired and I am NOT getting up.

I went to the gym in the morning and then took a shower. I then put my clothes on the bed like I always do and something caught my eye on the sheet...it was NEWBORN POOP!!!. The worst part was that it wasn't a small amount...it was ALL OVER THE SHEET!..I guess it is true that you can't smell it because I had no problem sleeping in it, probably for that reason. Ugggh! Well the sheet is now clean...but nevertheless...the story is very funny.

Oh I almost fogot. I called Kyle in and asked if Riesse was poopy when he took her...and he said...oh yeah, she was a mess, but it wasn't on her onesie. Go figure...I guess she wanted me to have it all. =)